Apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re
apun khud karega
Good night in Tapori Style
In English: good night
in Russian: dobri notch
in Desi: shubh ratri
in Urdu: shabha dhair
in Kannad: yara nadi
in Apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.’
Munna Bhai ka Love Letter
Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
Socha k apko ek Sms kr do
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat toh Ek he hy
Tere Jesa Ek Item Mila Apanko
Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
Miss to karega NA
Jhakas style Propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Sms Chipka Dal Mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Munna Bhai v/s Patient
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha
Circuit: “Bhai…bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Ladka Ladki aur Gaddha
Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
Munna Circuit on Bapu
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
Supreme Court ko aankh dikhaate
Samaanta Ka Adhikaar Modiji Shirdi mein bataate
kaho kaise didi aap darshan paate..
Oye chikni, apun ko tere sms nahi aa rele
apun ki khopdi bot garam ho reli hai
bole to nikalu kya tera lucky draw
chal jaldi se 2-4 jhakaas msg chipkaa daal
nahi to apun aa rela hai..
In EnglisH – GooD NighT .,
In DesI – ShubH RatrI.,
In UrdU – ShabbA KhaiR.,
In KannaD – YarA NadI.,
In TelugU – PanadanK opO.,
apuN ka stylE – ChaL LudaK le.
Munna Bhai to Circuit – Kya kar rela circuit ?
Circuit – Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela.
Munna – Kaiku ?
Circuit – Bhai, Maa boli baap ka naam roshan karne ka.
Munna Bhai: Agar bina daanto waala kutta kaat le
to kya karne ka..?
Circuit: Bole to..bina sui ke 14 injection lene ka bhai.
Ek baar ek aadmi apni behen ke saath market jaata hai.
beech raaste mein kuch tapori log baithe rehte hain.
Tapori log us aadmi ke saath maal ko dekh kar ek dum se chedte hain,
KYA RAAPCHIK MAAL HAI, KYA BIWI HAI BE,
Woh aadmi ekdum bhadak jaataa hai,
lal peela hara ho jaataa hai,
aur phir chilla kar bolta hai,
ABEY BIWI HOGI TERI, MERI TO BEHEN hai
Mohabbat ek se ho to bholapan hai
do se ho to bachpana hai
teen se ho to diwaanapan hai
char se ho to paagalpan hai
phir bhi counting na ruke to Kaminapan hai
KAMINE..
